"In what cultural anthropologists are calling a "colossal achievement" in the study of white-collar professionals, the popular radio show has successfully isolated all 7,442 known characteristics of college graduates who earn between $62,500 and $125,000 per year and feel strongly that something should be done about global warming." Ahehehehehe.

"When I was a kid, there are two things I wanted badly and never got… A real dog and a Kenner AT-AT Walker." Linked everywhere, but – utterly charming.